Archives for December 2000

Suave!

I am of the opinion that Ricky Martin is basically that Gerardo guy who did Rico Suave.

Posted by PJ on Dec 21, 2000 | Comments Off |

Homebody

I love the freedom that goes along with working at home. This morning I discovered that chianti goes rather well with strawberry Pop-Tarts.

I gave my little sister her own domain name and a year of hosting for Christmas. Hopefully the Internet will bring us a little closer together. Maybe geekspeak will become our lingua franca.

I decided the Kevin Bacon game cheat sheet from the old site would make for a perfect crash course in XML. I ended up using XSLT for the formatting.

It looks like crap right now. Eventually I’d like to learn how to make the server parse the output using PHP. I think I really need a good book on PHP. Any suggestions?

The cheat sheet is here if you’re interested. You’ll need IE 5.0 or better.

Posted by PJ on Dec 20, 2000 | Comments Off |

Throwing In the Towel

Last night Gore finally threw in the towel (during a B.S. statesman speech that seemed to convey his mistaken delusion that he is Cicero).

Now my only consolation is that tweedle-dum (who is only slightly less offensive to me than tweedle-dee) will be our next president.

I waited 8 years for this. I came to D.C. for college, interned for my Representative, and took a job at the Cato Institute fighting for Individual Liberty, Limited Government, Free Markets and Peace.

Now I can see that it’s a let down. The men in power are all crooks. Lord Acton was right.

Posted by PJ on Dec 14, 2000 | Comments Off |

I’ll Say It Again

I love Erin Rooney very much. She makes me happy.

Posted by PJ on Dec 13, 2000 | Comments Off |

I Am Sloth! Hear Me Roar!

Homeruns.com is absolutely amazing. I order my groceries and they deliver them right into my freakin’ kitchen. The delivery guys, who incidentaly look well groomed as 1950’s milkmen, won’t even take tips.

It seems like I never have to leave my apartment anymore.

It seems that just when Kozmo instituted a dumb ass delivery charge for orders under $30.00 another company showed up to take up the slack. Leave it to the free-market.

Posted by PJ on Dec 13, 2000 | Comments Off |

Pommegranate

“I wish I could eat the corn of joy and sorrow” - from “I Wish” by King Missile.

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p>If the corn of joy and sorrow exists, I think it would taste something like the seeds of a pommegranate.

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p>Ayn Rand loved “Charlie’s Angels.” ‘Nuff said.

Posted by PJ on Dec 3, 2000 | Comments Off |

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