Angry Dictator

They Were Expecting Remy the Rat?

Patton Oswalt delivered the commencement address at Broad Run High School last month. You really have to wonder if the school administrators were expecting his remarks to contain colorful metaphors like this: > All of you have been given a harsh gift. It’s the same gift the graduating class of 1917, and 1938, and 1968 and now you guys got – the chance to enter adulthood when the world teeters on the rim of the sphincter of oblivion. Sphincter jokes notwithstanding, there’s some good advice in his speech and it’s worth reading [in its entirety](http://www.pattonoswalt.com/index.cfm?page=spew&id=83).

Posted by PJ on Jul 13, 2008 | Comments |