December 2000
6 posts
Suave!
I am of the opinion that Ricky Martin is basically that Gerardo guy who did Rico Suave.
Homebody
I love the freedom that goes along with working at home. This morning I discovered that chianti goes rather well with strawberry Pop-Tarts.
I gave my little sister her own domain name and a year of hosting for Christmas. Hopefully the Internet will bring us a little closer together. Maybe geekspeak will become our lingua franca.
I decided the Kevin Bacon game cheat sheet from the old site...
Throwing In the Towel
Last night Gore finally threw in the towel (during a B.S. statesman speech that seemed to convey his mistaken delusion that he is Cicero).
Now my only consolation is that tweedle-dum (who is only slightly less offensive to me than tweedle-dee) will be our next president.
I waited 8 years for this. I came to D.C. for college, interned for my Representative, and took a job at the Cato Institute...
I'll Say It Again
I love Erin Rooney very much. She makes me happy.
I Am Sloth! Hear Me Roar!
Homeruns.com is absolutely amazing. I order my groceries and they deliver them right into my freakin’ kitchen. The delivery guys, who incidentaly look well groomed as 1950’s milkmen, won’t even take tips.
It seems like I never have to leave my apartment anymore.
It seems that just when Kozmo instituted a dumb ass delivery charge for orders under $30.00 another company showed...
Pommegranate
“I wish I could eat the corn of joy and sorrow” - from “I Wish” by King Missile.
If the corn of joy and sorrow exists, I think it would taste something like the seeds of a pommegranate.
Ayn Rand loved “Charlie’s Angels.” ‘Nuff said.