Angry Dictator

The Angry Dictator (PJ Doland) has abandoned his WMD program and now dispenses written commentary on all things technological and cultural. Mostly he writes about his descent into the world of classic animation.

October 22, 2010 at 8:42am

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Andy Warhol on America and Coca-Cola

I came across an interesting passage today, from The Philosophy of Andy Warhol by Andy Warhol:

What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.

I don’t necessarily agree that this is an American “tradition” per se, but I do think it’s fascinating that there are certain established brands that don’t need to concern themselves with selling elitism and exclusivity.

June 20, 2010 at 10:49pm

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iPad in The Incredibles?

While re-watching The Incredibles this evening with my family, I couldn’t help but fixate on the communication device Mirage sends to Robert Parr (Mr. Incredible) so she can make initial contact to offer him a job disabling the Omnidroid. It’s shocking just how much the device resembles an Apple iPad:

Mr. Incredible Using an iPad

Mr. Incredible Using an iPad

Mr. Incredible Using an iPad

Despite the resemblance, I think it’s probably safe to assume that the next version of Apple’s iPad will not include a 3D display, facial recognition, 360° location scanning, or a self-destruct capability.

June 18, 2010 at 9:55am

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A Letter to the Producers of Dinosaur Train

To whom it may concern,

I enjoy watching Dinosaur Train every morning with my son. At first, I found the premise of the show to be thoroughly preposterous. Over time, however, I came to recognize the brilliance of your fine program. So much so, that I’ve decided to pursue a new career in childrens’ television programming. I’ve written a number of Dinosaur Train story treatments, which I would like to pitch to your producers:

  1. The pteranodon family accidentally travels through the wrong time tunnel and beholds the horror of their own impending extinction.
  2. Buddy learns a valuable lesson about rail-yard safety when he loses his tail in a train coupling accident.
  3. Tiny, Don, and Buddy learn about the hobo code when they encounter a hobosaurus riding the rails by boxcar.
  4. The pteranodon family travels back in time six-thousand years to witness God’s six-day creation of the earth.
  5. The pteranodon family travels forward in time to witness the Golden Spike ceremony at Promontory Summit as the Transcontinental Railroad is completed on May 10, 1868 AD. Buddy eats Leland Stanford.
Please let me know if you are interested in developing any of these treatments.

Sincerely,

PJ Doland

P.S. I also have a series of stories that involve mammoths traveling via cable car, if you’re looking for a new direction.

April 2, 2010 at 12:33pm

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Why I won't buy an iPad (and think you shouldn't, either) →

Cory Doctorow on the iPad:

For a company whose CEO professes a hatred of DRM, Apple sure has made DRM its alpha and omega. Having gotten into business with the two industries that most believe that you shouldn’t be able to modify your hardware, load your own software on it, write software for it, override instructions given to it by the mothership (the entertainment industry and the phone companies), Apple has defined its business around these principles. It uses DRM to control what can run on your devices, which means that Apple’s customers can’t take their “iContent” with them to competing devices, and Apple developers can’t sell on their own terms.

7:33am

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I really like the Phosphor UI convention that’s used about 3’00” into this video, but I’m afraid it’s not “intuitive” enough to ever be widely embraced.

January 31, 2010 at 11:30pm

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Animation Watched on January 31, 2010

  1. Victory Through Air Power (1943, directed by Perce Pearce, James Algar, Clyde Geronimi, Jack Kinney, and H.C. Potter)
  2. Four Methods of Flush Riveting” (1942, directed by Lockheed Aircraft Corporation)
  3. Reason and Emotion” (1943, directed by Bill Roberts)
  4. Seven Wise Dwarfs” (1941, directed by Ford L. Beebe)
  5. The Thrifty Pig” (1941, directed by Ford L. Beebe)

These films are included on Walt Disney Treasures: On the Front Lines

November 4, 2009 at 10:04am

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That’s Despicable

When turned upside-down, the Dodge Viper emblem looks a lot like Daffy Duck:

Viper Emblem

October 23, 2009 at 9:20am

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‘The Crewcuts Were Cover Artists’

Don McLean on the incorrect use of the term “cover”:

Back in the days of black radio stations and white radio stations (i.e. segregation), if a black act had a hot record the white kids would find out and want to hear it on “their” radio station. This would prompt the record company to bring a white act into the recording studio and cut an exact, but white, version of the song to give to the white radio stations to play and thus keep the black act where it belonged, on black radio. A “cover” version of a song is a racist tool. Many examples can be found from “Sha Boom” to “Good Lovin’” It is NOT a term intended to be used to describe a valid interpretation of an old song. In that case every pop singer is nothing more than a cover artist (a derogatory description if ever there was one). I am not a “cover” artist and I do not do “covers”. The Crewcuts were cover artists.

August 11, 2009 at 8:08pm

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Animation Watched on August 11, 2009

  1. Big Top Bunny” (1951, directed by Robert McKimson)
  2. My Bunny Lies Over the Sea” (1948, directed by Chuck Jones)
  3. Wabbit Twouble” (1941, directed by Bob Clampett)
  4. The Prince and the Pauper” (1990, directed by George Scribner)
  5. The Truth About Mother Goose” (1957, directed by Wolfgang Reitherman and Bill Justice)

The first three shorts listed above are included on Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1. “The Prince and the Pauper” appears on Walt Disney’s Timeless Tales: Volume 1. “The Truth About Mother Goose” is included on the second disc of Walt Disney Tresures: Disney Rarities, Celebrated Shorts: 1920s–1960s.

August 8, 2009 at 11:50pm

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Animation Watched on August 8, 2009

  1. Peter Pan (1953, directed by Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, and Hamilton Luske)

This full-length animated feature is available on DVD.